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**Special shout-out to Megamuffin for beta-reading and for inspiring my first story here on Literotica. Though its subtle and becomes evident much later on this tale is set in the same fictional world he establishes with *quot;Lucky Cable Guy*quot; and *quot;A Week on the Lake.*quot; If you like this, you'll love those **

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You know, it's insane how quickly and drastically one's life can change. Last Wednesday I was just another loner college freshmen, hardly ever leaving my room and instead spending my days playing video games, watching stupid Youtube videos, and jerking off at least three times a day. Sometimes five...often five. I'm a horny mutha-fucka, ever since I was a teenager my dick seems like it's always been ready to go. No matter how many times I cum I'm ready to go again within minutes. But all of that will become more relevant later. Well, its technically relevant now because of the morning wood I'm sprouting while sandwiched between two sleeping and very beautiful women. Very soon I'll be fucking both of their brains out, but I should probably catch you up.

So as I was saying, last Wednesday I was just an average freshmen starting his second semester at a pretty nice (and expensive) university in Florida, about three hours north of Miami. I still feel bad about the massive loan my dad took out so I could go to this school for at least one year, but with how my first semester went I'm on track for getting a pretty sweet scholarship to cover costs for next year.

My first semester was, well, depressingly uneventful. I'd always been shy throughout high school, preferring to keep to myself and avoid people as much as I could because I was one of those kids who thought everyone else in the world was dumb as hell and not worth my time. I figured things were going to be so different when I got to college and lived on campus, but come to find out those years of avoiding social interaction left me rather lacking in social skills and the confidence necessary to even try and interact with strangers. The only friend I really made was my roommate Nick. We lucked out in having many of the same interests and similar high school experiences so at the very least we had each other every day after we were done with classes. And we had each other while everyone had little parties just quiet enough so as not to attract the RA's. And we had each other while our neighbors had frighteningly loud and aggressive sex as if to mock our unintentional celibacy.

*quot;So James, I think we need to shake things up this go around,*quot; Nick said to me Wednesday afternoon. *quot;We need to get out and be more active, more social. Don't get me wrong, I love your company but it would be nice to, ya know...talk to a girl occasionally.*quot;

I chuckled at that and said, *quot;if you're trying to talk to girls we might be better off hunting for unicorns.*quot;

*quot;See man, we gots to get rid of that pessimism! Maybe getting girls will be like hunting unicorns, but we're on god-damn unicorn island right now. Can't be that hard if you just go outside.*quot;

*quot;That's the stupidest thing I've heard today. But I'm guessing you have an idea for this wild unicorn hunt?*quot;

*quot;Why yes I do. We're gonna join the anime club!*quot;

*quot;The anime club?*quot;

*quot;Yes the anime club.*quot;

I just stared at my roommate incredulously for a moment before he finally decided to extrapolate.

*quot;For one thing, it makes the most sense for us. We both like anime and we've both talked about 'expanding our otaku horizons.' And last semester I heard more than a few rumors about the girls in the club. Apparently they are freaky AF!*quot;

*quot;I wish you wouldn't talk like a meme. And you know people always say stuff like that about nerdy and geeky girls. Pretty sure it's not true.*quot;

*quot;But how would we know?! What's the total of our sexual experiences? Beyond with people like Lorraine and Rhonda?*quot; Nick asked, raising his left and right hand respectively. My face warmed at him mentioning our virginity. Honestly I had come to terms with the increasingly apparent fact I wouldn't be losing it anytime soon.

*quot;Listen, what have we got to lose dude? Besides the obvious?*quot;

I shrugged in response, effectively agreeing to Nick's silly plan. *quot;Plus, I've already signed us up to go tonight anyway,*quot; he said.

*quot;Oh ok,*quot; I sighed heavily, only mildly annoyed at how he assumed I'd go along anyway. I still could have just backed out, but he had a point with *quot;what have we got to lose?*quot;

So later that evening Nick and I found ourselves in one of the video halls in the basement of the film