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One day Jane
met Tarzan in
the jungle. She
was very
attracted
to him and
during her
questions
about his life
she asked him
how he
managed for
sex.*quot;What's
that?*quot; he
asked.
She explained
to gaziantep escort him what
sex was and he
said, *quot;Oh, I use
a
hole in the
trunk of a tree.*quot;
Horrified, she
said, *quot;Tarzan,
you have it all
wrong. I'll
show you how
to do it
properly.*quot; She
took off her
clothes,
laid down on
the ground and
spread her legs
wide. *quot;Here,*quot;
she
said, *quot;You must
put it in here.*quot;
Tarzan
removed his
loincloth,
stepped closer
and then gave
her
an almighty
kick, right in the
crotch.
Jane rolled
around in agony.
Eventually she
managed to
gasp,
*quot;What the hell
did you do that
for?*quot;
*quot;Checking for
bees!*quot; said
Tarzan.