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Most nurses won't admit this, but we tend to have a *quot;7 and 3*quot; rule when it comes to patients. That means if we have ten people, seven are weird, mean, or annoying and three are nice enough.
It's very rare that you get a unicorn.
By that I mean; a patient who is considerate, smart, funny...really brightens your day.
Someone who's so much fun that you schedule them as the last visit in your rounds so they can cheer you up, help you feel human, and you can spend the most time with them.
Colin was one of those unicorns.
He had been in a motorcycle accident and while it left his arm a mangled mess, it didn't seem to effect his mood. He was always good for a smile or a quip. And it didn't hurt that he was cute as hell.
I was finishing up my second-to-last round and was very much looking forward to seeing him. I'd already been called a few nasty names and had a pudding cup thrown at me.
I entered the room, clipboard in hand, and was greeted by that grin.
*quot;Allie!*quot; He exclaimed. *quot;One of my three favorite nurses!*quot;
*quot;You only have three nurses, smart ass.*quot; I responded.
*quot;It's tough competition, Daniel always slips me an extra breakfast croissant.*quot;
*quot;Well,*quot; i said. *quot;I can't compete with pastries. Sit up, please.*quot;
I took my stethoscope and placed it under his gown. Pressing it up and down his hard chest.
*quot;Deep breath, please?*quot; I asked.
He complied.
*quot;How's the arm?*quot; I continued.
*quot;Like the end of a game of Jenga,*quot; he quipped.
I snorted. *quot;You've been saving that one haven't you?*quot;
*quot;I have,*quot; he admitted. *quot;I save all my best material for my third favorite nurse.*quot;
*quot;Oh, now I have a definitive ranking? Before I was one of three.*quot; I said as I feigned annoyance.
*quot;Maybe you'd get a higher ranking if you warmed that stethoscope.*quot;
*quot;Neverrrrrr...*quot; I laughed.
I put his gown down and stood next to his bed.
*quot;Ok, it says on my handy dandy chart that we're doing a series of samples, every day for five days. You did artemisbet yeni giriş blood and urine this morning... that leaves semen.*quot;
He cocked an eyebrow and smirked. *quot;Like uh...doing my thing into a cup?*quot; He asked.
*quot;You've got it,*quot; I responded as I handed him the cup.
*quot;It's so impersonal,*quot; he laughed.
*quot;Well do your best.*quot; I responded.
*quot;Oh I will,*quot; he said with a smarmy smile. *quot;I should buy myself dinner first.*quot;
I headed toward the door, *quot;I'll be back in a few to check on you.*quot;
*quot;Don't you have any Playboys or anything?*quot; He asked.
*quot;Don't you have a phone?*quot; I laughed.
*quot;There's just too much to choose from. Which sites do you go to?*quot;
This stopped me in my tracks. I turned and saw him sitting there, very amused with himself.
He always won these little exchanges, so I decided to throw a wrench into the works.
*quot;I always go for nurse porn,*quot; I smirked. *quot;They tend to be really hot.*quot;
He didn't miss a beat, *quot;Oh, I know one nurse who's really hot.*quot;
*quot;Then maybe you should think of her,*quot; I volleyed.
*quot;This would all go a quicker if I could get that nurse to...give me a little show,*quot; he responded.
Holy crap...little show? This was getting way out of hand. I quickly defused it. *quot;Well when Daniel gets in in the morning, I'll see if he's up to it.*quot;
Colin laughed and I darted out of the door.
My mind was racing as I headed to the break room. Little show? And did I just encourage him to think of me while he masturbated?
This was all wildly unprofessional.
Fortunately, I wouldn't have to face him until I'd done my next series of rounds.
Unfortunately, he was all I thought about.
I imagined lifting my scrubs to show off my tight stomach and maybe tease him with a hint of the bottom of my bra.
Pull my bottoms a bit lower on my hip so he could see my lacey panties.
I was finishing up my next-to-last patient in no time.
I breathed deeply as I entered Colin's room. He scrambled artemisbet giriş to cover himself.
I was shocked. How was he not done yet?
*quot;I don't know if this is going to happen,*quot; he admitted, *quot;I'm working with my second-string hand here.*quot;
It was then that I heard the distinct sounds of moaning coming from Colin's phone on the nightstand.
*quot;I see you found some inspiration,*quot; I smiled.
*quot;I took your advice and found some nurse videos,*quot; he responded.
*quot;Oh, let's see,*quot; I said as I retrieved the phone and looked at it.
On the screen was a beautiful busty brunette wearing an old-school nurses hat getting absolutely railed by a muscular doctor.
*quot;This isn't getting the job done?*quot; I joked.
*quot;It's helping this nurse fetish I'm developing,*quot; he responded. *quot;You ever do anything like that?*quot;
I swatted his good arm, *quot;I can't talk about that!*quot;
*quot;Yes or no question. What's it going to hurt?*quot; he continued.
I glared at him, half annoyed, half intrigued.
*quot;With a doctor, at work, have you ever?*quot;
I glanced at the phone, then glanced at him and said, *quot;No.*quot;
*quot;Disappointing, what...uh...what are you into?*quot; He asked.
*quot;That's not a yes or no question, mister.*quot; I teased.
*quot;Ok,*quot; he said as he looked me in the eye. *quot;Do you like it rough?*quot;
Shocked again! But there was no way I was going to let him get the better of me so I responded, *quot;Yes and no.*quot;
*quot;Hair pulled?*quot;
*quot;No.*quot;
*quot;Ass smacked?*quot;
*quot;...yes...*quot;
*quot;Just bent over and fucked?*quot;
*quot;Mmm...yes.*quot;
Did I just moan? And as I looked down I noticed the sheet above his lap slowly move up and down.
I wordlessly slunk down in the chair next to the bed and watched.
*quot;Ever been with a girl?*quot; He continued.
Remembering a few instances with my college roommate I responded, *quot;Yes.*quot;
*quot;Ooo... did you lick her pussy?*quot;
Hearing those blunt words sent a jolt up my spine, but the answer was, *quot;No.*quot;
*quot;Did you just make out and finger each other?*quot; artemisbet güvenilirmi He said with his voice starting to waver.
I nodded. And honestly this trip down memory lane while watching his sheet raise up and down had succeeded in getting me really turned on.
He exhaled as his pace started to quicken.
*quot;Your body is fucking amazing,*quot; he said bluntly.
My jaw hit the floor.
*quot;You'd think I wouldn't notice under those scrubs...but it's obvious,*quot; he continued.
*quot;Are there any naughty pictures of you on your phone?*quot; He asked.
I immediately thought of a picture of me holding my bare tits wearing only a pair of bikini bottoms from a trip to Cancun.
*quot;Yes,*quot; I responded.
*quot;Nude,*quot; he asked?
*quot;Not completely.*quot;
*quot;Naughtier than a bikini?*quot;
*quot;Yes,*quot; I smiled.
*quot;Can I see it?*quot;
*quot;Nope,*quot; I laughed.
And it wasn't until after I said that, that I realized that I kinda wanted to show him. To send him over the edge.
*quot;At least have the decency to describe it,*quot; he laughed.
*quot;What happened to yes or no?*quot; I protested.
*quot;I'm so close, Allie,*quot; he said with a sly smile. *quot;Don't you want your sample? For science?*quot;
I couldn't resist.
*quot;Well, I was on vacation in Cancun...so I was very tan. And on the last day, my girlfriends talked me into going to the topless beach...*quot;
His pace quickened.
*quot;So, it's a picture of me, drinking a pineapple drink...wearing only hot pink thong bikini bottoms...*quot;
Even quicker.
*quot;While covering my bare...oiled...36D tits with my arm.*quot;
That was it, he quickly retrieved the cup and thrust it underneath the sheet. He moaned as he pumped furiously, finally releasing as his chest heaved.
I sat there amazed, so turned on, wishing that sheet was transparent so I could see the show.
As we both caught our breath, I quickly remembered that he was a patient and I was a medical professional.
*quot;That was amazing,*quot; he gasped.
*quot;Your medical treatment is my top concern,*quot; I smiled. *quot;Your sample?*quot;
He handed me the cup with a smile. I put the lid on and started to exit the room.
As I reached the door I asked, *quot;Still 3rd favorite?*quot;
He smiled, *quot;I'll bump you to second. It'll take a peek at that picture to top that extra croissant.*quot;